What an Asshat

My father is an asshat. He can flirt with my friend, give her his number, and email her all damn day, but when I email him he hasn't got the time to email back. And when I asked if I could call him, he told me he didn't have a phone. Again. He is a frickin ASS HAT. For those of you who do not know what an ass hat is, let me explain:

A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.